I once offered you salvation, I offered you liberty but you spat in my face. I took back everything I said about democracy but yet, I stand before you once more, putting my faith into democracy to do what is right. Elect me dear comrades, for democracy.
Manifesto 2: Electric Boogaloo:
1.) I will devise a plan where I will invite our current chancellor (Hilary Clinton) and Irish Rugby Captain (Johnny Sexton) to campus to give speeches upon arrival they will find a mma ring and 4oz gloves. they will be made to fight for supremacy and the victor will become the new chancellor of Queens, the loser must settle for a mascot position.
2.) I will make the su burrito bar/breakfast bar thing in the shop get deep fryers because those oven cooked chips are vile.
3.) All clubs and socs will be made to play a massive game of texas hold em poker to compete for funding.
4.) I will use my power and influence to force tinder to allow ban appeals.
5.) In order to promote healthy living and excericse i will install a giant hamster wheel and water drip inside the mcclay so that students can get in some will needed excerice and nutriition while studying.
6.) All classes will be created, delivered and assessed by AI, subsequently all assessments must also be written by AI.
7.) Ban the powerlifting club.
8.) Unite Ireland
9.) Partition England into 3 seperate countries: A.) The North (renamed craicland), B.) The South (bad craicland) and C.) The middlands (I have literally no idea what this is land)